Maybe I'm a chauvinist, but you're still a slut

This short rant is dedicated to the three fat, loud, obnoxious girls I saw last night when out.
I have always found women fascinating, from the different types, to the madly irrational actions they take when a simple yes or no would suffice.
Now last last I was out at the University bar, mostly because I couldn't be bothered going into the city centre and because you can't argue with a 1.60£ pint.
But to my horror, there they were....the fat chicks!
Don't get me wrong, I like fat chicks, but there is a difference between FAT and fat.
The fat ladies are the ones who are lovely people but a little on the chubby side.
However, the FAT girls are the obnoxious, slutty ones who think all men want them, when their actions only add to the disgust men and other women feel towards them.
Last night these girls sat their FAT asses down next to me and my friends, proceeded to scream loudly whenever a song came on they liked or when someone brought them drinks, and don't get me started on their outfits!
They were all in very tight dresses, now, if you have a good figure fair enough, but when anyone can see your fat rolls, your thong, and your boobs popping out of your dress the moment you breathe, then we have a problem.
I was horrified even further when I noticed they were also covered in fake tan...
FAKE TAN IS FUCKING RANK, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE, SPEND YOUR MONEY ON A 10-MINUTE TRIP IN THE TANNING BOOTH!!!
Ah, much better.
Throughout the night these girls also thought they could pretty much do what they want, cause hey, they are girls and as such any man will do what they ask.
They shoved themselves in front of people standing in cue for a drink, they just marched their fat asses through people on the dancefloor and they went to the guys bathroom just because they couldn't be bothered with standing in line for the ladies.
If a guy goes into a girls bathroom we get our asses screamed off but because they are girls they are somehow allowed.
Go to your own bathroom and pee on your own fucking seat, u slag!
They even felt picked on when us guys told them to fuck off and stop staring at us peeing.
I believe these women are a direct result of feminism, hats of to all the women who got women the vote and equal rights but come on, isn't it kinda good to atleast keep the gender roles separate?
At least leave us guys our own toilets so we can pee on the seat and shit on the floor ourselves, we don't need your help ladies, in fact, those 3 girls last night probably made a few guys throw up their fast food.
Oh and by the way, wash your hands girls, if you absolutely must invade our stalls and feel like you can skip the cue to the bathroom, then at least wash and dry yourselves off cause there wasn't any toilet paper in the guy stalls.
I just feel sorry for the one desperate guy who got a mouthful of your disgusting...