3D and why Luxembourg rules

Right, can see my regular updates slipping, someone please kick me into getting myself sorted!
I was at the cinema over the weekend and saw three films, God knows why, I generally dislike the cinema due to reasons I will discuss later on.
I saw Bolt: 3D, He's just not that into you and My bloody valentine: 3D over saturday and sunday.
Bolt: 3D was my first film, I never saw a 3d film as a kid so wanted to try it out and I was not dissappointed, while the film works great without this gimmick, the 3d aspect was fun but since the film wasn't made for 3d I did get a bit bored.
The highlight was definetaly the Coraline 3d trailer though, the collective gasp of the audience was hilarious!
Now, the next film was a typical chick flick that does nothing but make guys feel like assholes, while empowering the girls, I really hate these type of films.
Why on earth is it acceptable to have films out empowering women yet films aiming to empower men are wrong?
I long for the day when I get to see "Your girlfriend is a slag and all women cheat".
My bloody valentine was made for 3d, just go watch it, the story might suck but the effects are great, flying piece of jaw out of the screen anyone?
I read yesterday an article in the Herald regarding Alchohol consumption, apparently Scotland is the 8th highest in the world for alcohol consumption and Luxembourg is number 1.
That got me thinking, Luxembourg is a quiet place, we don't have drunks stumbling about at night, no passed out people in doorways or even people wanting to fight, everyone is out to have a good time at night time.
But why on earth is Scotland so fucked up in regards to their booze?
They fight, stab, scream, sing loudly, break stuff and are a general nuissance, while Luxembourg has nothing of the sort, seriously Scotland, Luxembourg is outdrinking you, you bunch of scallywags, and we still do better behaviour wise!!
Why on earth do you feel the need to sing loudly outside my window at 4am on a thursday morning, why do you need to make the maximum noise when coming home drunk and why the fuck do you need to be soo goddamn disgusting when drunk and puke everywhere?
I am never loud when pished, I try and stay quiet when I get home and I certainly clean up after myself, sometimes I just feel pity for you all.
I hate having to say it, but most people under the age of 21 are just not mature enough to handle the alcohol.
Or maybe I'm just jealous cause no drunk chicks come home with me after a night out...