Worst take away?

I think I have found the holy grail of horrible takeaways.
Last night I was out and after a trip to Campus, me and two friends decide to get some food since when you've been drinking, you get the munchies.
Now, it being Sauciehall Street there is a million takeaways and for some reason we manage to pick the nastiest one.
I ordered a donner, chips, and cheese, mainly cause I like donner when drunk, baaaaad mistake.
This "thing" had never seen a donner, the meat was sweaty, greasy and full of hard, unchewable chunks of God knows what.
The Chips were cold and not fully cooked, and the so-called cheese was definetely not cheese, you when you get a chips and cheese and the cheesy melts?
Well, this didn't...at all.
And it tasted like cardboard.
Now the sauce is what can really save a horrendous takeaway, it can cover the looks and hide the taste if spicy enough, this sauce was the topping on the mountain of vomit-inducing, grease ridden, pathetic excuse for a donner, chips and cheese.
It was some red stuff, filled with chopped garlic, now garlic is good, I love garlic, but when 50% of the sauce is chopped garlic even I have to say stop to ensure that anyone passing me the next day don't get their faces melted off by the putrid stench eminating from me.
I may have been drunk good sirs who gave me this pathetic ripoff, but I am not stupid.
So, 3in1, thanks for leaving me hungry (I threw it away after one bite) and 4,50 out of pocket.